America... has come so far and yet...

God bless America,
We rescued the world in WWII
We put a man on the moon, more than once.
We are the economic giant superpower that the world either loves, or loves to hate.
We can even go to war under suspicious pretense, and pretty much get away with it.
Where Stephen Colbert and Bill O'Reilly can be popular at the same time.
Where a fictional TV president can be more popular than the installed one.
Where hybrids and HEMIs can live on the same streets, as one.

Yes, we are a country that accomplished all of this and more...

And yet...

We still cannot make meat-based baby food that does not smell like a cat's butt.

Good evening.